I wasn't an early adopter of the ubiquitous leather jacket.
At first, when I was young, I could never afford one and also, not riding a motorbike never really needed one.
Later, when earning well and when I could afford one, I chose not to buy one because I still didn't ride a motorbike even though I have a Cook Islands motorbike licence, and I thought that it was a bit naff when an older person wears leather.
"You lookin' at me?"
It wasn't until we were living in Canada that I bought my first and only leather jacket at Winners.
Here's a post I wrote back in 2013 about it. Unfortunately the images and video links were deleted for some reason as happened with all of my Canadian posts - copyright I guess.
The jacket was extremely comfortable, stylish and basically a chick magnet. Here's a later image of me wearing it when in London.
"Are you still lookin' at me?"
Sadly, the New Zealand soft leather, imported and manufactured by an Italian 'fashion house' eventually failed, flaking away in patches. I would have worn it for many more years having no care nor fashion sense as evidenced by my wearing of favourite underpants ...
... but, The Old Girl prevailed and, like those favourite green underpants, the leather jacket was put in the rubbish.
So*, where is this post going to?
Legendary The Chills musician Martin Phillips died on the weekend;
His 'I love My Leather Jacket' song - the one that Google deleted from that Canadian post of mine has been a favourite song of mine for many years along with other The Chills songs.
Farewell Martin Phillips - your contribution to music has been phenomenal and I've had great pleasure listening to your songs. If I still had my leather jacket I'd put it on while writing this.
* I berated an old ex-schoolteacher recently for beginning a sentence with 'so' but - who cares eh?
Readers may have noticed that I'm an old bastard and, while I like music in many different styles and genres I haven't kept up to date with most new 'pop' music. This isn't to say that I'm so crusty that I refuse to believe that there's been any decent thing produced since Buddy Holly took a nose dive as I have listened to, bought and even posted about some stunning new New Zealand artists (look for yourself through the earlier posts).
I am however crusty enough to know that a very (very) high percentage of 'pop' music made and released this millennia is shit.
Naturally I found this in an internet search but could have selected hundreds of other 'essays' to link to.
Here's just a snapshot from one page of hundreds that popped up:
Kooper Reece in Medium who wrote the 'Why Pop Music is Bad' article said these things:
"Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and Ariana Grande, all modern pop music superstars that all share one thing in common, a guy named Max Martin. The Swedish songwriter is the backbone to today’s modern pop music scene. With over 200 songs to his name, he is responsible for a majority of produced music. Being an avid listener of any music besides country, pop, and rap, my personal belief of pop music being the worst type of music is not only backed up by common sense but also proven statistics and research done at the Artificial Intelligence Research Institute of the Spanish National Research Council in Barcelona . The simple fact of albums sold, recently observed test results, and complexity of instrument use and lyrical concept only further proves the point of pop music being the worst genre of music".
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"Through the years of 1955–2010 researchers and scientists analyzed 500,000 songs and confirmed the opinions of many of our parents, simply put music is getting worse. The research group took these songs and ran them through algorithms that measured the following: harmonic complexity, timbral diversity, and loudness. First off, the tests confirmed that over the past few decades timbre has decreased. Timbre is defined as the richness, texture, color, and quality of the sound within the sound of the music. Basically is can be simplified as richness or depth of sound from the instruments and vocals. Through research, science has proven two things: over the past decades timbre has declining steadily over the decades, and timbre reached its peak in the 1960’s. This means songs have less diversity within their instruments and recording techniques. All summed up to point out that music has become simpler".
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Now, if any of that interested you then READ THE BLOODY ARTICLE!
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Today the Curmudgeon hired a housecleaner to do a 'spruce up' before The Old Girl arrives home next week (he's scared). The cleaner, a nice young woman who has just started her own business did a 5 hour clean and did an excellent job. Before she started, noticing the radio in the kitchen, she asked if she could listen to music while she worked. Figuring that she'd be unlikely to want to listen to the National Programme most of the day, TC found her a music station that suited her. It was appalling! There was very little difference from one song to another and the overuse of electronic voice changing devices was annoying (there may be a technical term for this but - what would I know?). I struggled to find melody, individuality, interesting lyrics, quality musicianship - instead it was just homogenised crap that appeared to have been AI created. Now, good luck to younger and up and coming musicians - long may they up and come but I'd rather say goodbye to those who have been captured by 'the machine' and churn out endless pap that keeps teenies, tweenies and even younger consumers enthralled. Taylor Swift is too bloody old to be pretending to be a teenager 'angsting' about crushes and love affairs - and, her music is shit.
Richard (of RBB) mentioned in his most recent post that he would be playing violin at a wedding this weekend.
"I'm off to a wedding tomorrow. In Martinborough. I'm playing background music on my violin. The guy getting married is the same guy who replaced me with Neil Diamond (recorded music) when I was playing backgrounds a little while back. I guess it could be a short gig."
The background to that comment is found in a post he wrote back in February but to save you the trouble of going to find that and the misfortune of having to read the entire post I've put a screenshot of the relevant part here:
Of course The Curmudgeon made a joke about this and put the following comment on his post:
Anyway, moving on, I kind of like Neil Diamond or at least his songwriting. The earliest I heard were his songs penned for The Monkees like 'I'm a believer' which were very good.
I bought 'Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show' album when I was in the 6th form at school. It was OK but then, in those days the other LPs I bought were by Cat Stevens, Moody Blues, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones and Family so old Neil's album wasn't totally overshadowed except maybe by Harry Nilsson and The Beatles Abbey Road.
I listened to the odd Neil Diamond song on the radio over the next couple of years and some were pretty good but not good enough to inspire me to purchase the albums but, maybe I should have bought 'Stones' which, while having a couple of songs penned by him also had some excellent songs by other songwriters like Joni Mitchell, Tom Paxton, Leonard Cohen and Randy Newman.
It wasn't until I bought 'Hot August Night' in my second year of university in 1972 that I 'rediscovered' Diamond.
On the double, live album many of his earlier songs were redone in an over-the-top gospel way, I guess using the 'Brother Love's Travelling Salvation Show' as a theme. I liked this though which probably reflects my liking of religious spectacle even though I'd renounced my catholicism and any belief in deities years earlier.
Now it wasn't great - I even admitted that to myself at the time, but it was memorable. It also was a bit of an insight into Diamond's inner demons that he was battling with. Sure, drug experimentation, introspection and depression was the norm back in the 'counter-culture' days of the late 60s and early 70s as seen in the music, poetry, literature and films of .... well any of them who were producing those at the time. Diamond wasn't slow in coming forward in that and put some of it into his music - 'Song Sung Blue' for example or 'Solitary Man'. I didn't follow Diamond's music after that and as such am just not familiar with his music from the early 70s on and didn't go to any of his concerts when he performed in New Zealand.
I do remember this little story though, told to me in the 1990s. A friend of mine was once the general manager of a major hotel that often hosted celebrity music, fashion and political 'stars'. She told me that one night, in the early hours of the morning she was awakened, in her penthouse apartment by a staff member and told of an on-going incident she needed to check out. The 'incident' was old Neil stumbling and bumbling about in the alley beside the hotel creating mess and mayhem. She went down, spoke to him and gently ushered him away and back to his room. It turned out that he was in one of his episodes and I'm just glad that it was my caring and very professional friend who quietly dealt to the situation and not some (in later times I guess) self-serving, social media influenced cell-phone-camera carrying idiot.
While Neil Diamond's music no longer inspires or interests me I say "all power to you son - you are still going strong and have left those demons behind".
I don't like all kinds of music but do appreciate the skill and commitment that goes into a lot that I don't follow.
"I've been mad for fucking years. Absolutely years. Over the edge..."
I'm pleased to announce that in a poll conducted on whether we should do a post series on the records I own, 50% of readers expressed interest and in fact indicated that they would actively read and listen to selected tracks:
Just to explain to the casual reader, the "I'll have a listen ... as I mop" statement was made as Robert the catholic goes by the new title 'Doctor of mopping' because he is a commercial cleaner by trade. There was no intended double entendre there.
In deference to the other 50% of active readership - the old guy in Wainuiomata who has no interest in social history, we've decided not to write a post on every one of the 500 LPs and a couple of hundred 45s and 78s as this would mean a daily post for two years. We will instead select some random discs and tell the story of those from time to time.
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Coincidentally or serendipitously I picked up Pink Floyd's album The Dark Side of the Moon when I went to the snooker room and have selected the track 'Time' for you.
Most people who have ever bought rock/pop records will have purchased this album or at least have heard of it. Saying that though it probably is new to Robert as there are no overt references to god other than the fact that the general theme is madness.
I bought this album sometime around Christmas in 1973. Most of the tracks had been heavily broadcast on radio during the year after the album release in March but it wasn't until I spent Christmas and New Year in Brisbane where my younger cousin had recently purchased it and played almost nothing else as we lazed around their swimming pool. I was enchanted and bought the album as soon as I got home.
I don't often play this album (I have since bought it on CD), preferring The Wall when I do listen to Pink Floyd but from time to time (see what I did there?) a listen takes me back decades to my university life.
After cleaning with isopropyl alcohol the disc is perfectly playable and I'm enjoying it once more.
This post is brought to you by ISOCOL antiseptic isopropyl alcohol
When I was in the 6th form at school I had the lucky opportunity of 'going flatting'.
My dad took up a contract with the Catholic Church Wellington Archdiocese to manage the building that they owned in Taranaki Street which housed their administration. It was a 3 storey building (mostly still standing) that had a 4 bedroom apartment as a penthouse that my parents and two younger sisters moved into. My brother and I stayed in the family house in Vogeltown but still met up each afternoon/evening at the apartment after school (me) and work (him) for dinner and contact. As you can imagine this gave us two a lot of freedom to do things that adolescents want to do.
My brother bought a stereo system - probably a Philips but I can't remember. I do remember that it was more powerful than the radiogram that the parents had.
He bought all his crap and I, on a more limited budget bought my 'good stuff'. One of the 'good stuff' albums I bought was a 1960s compilation album that had a lot of the hippy, beat and rock anthems of the time including 'Time' by the Chamber Brothers.
This song and the effect it had on me was .....
THIS HAS BEEN A SAMPLER TO ASCERTAIN INTEREST IN A 'THE CURMUDGEON RECORD MEMORABILIA' SERIES. DEPENDING ON POSITIVE COMMENTS THIS MAY (OR MAY NOT) BE CONTINUED WITH.
I've been waiting for The Old Girl to go away on her trip so that I could get the cartons of LPs out of the shed and clean them up and sort them.
Here are some of them and you can see that I've already started to make a mess hence waiting for Lynn to be away.
There are quite a few cartons of these - I'm not sure how many records but I used to have about 500. I've given away a lot and suspect that some cartons have been lost in the many house shifts we've done over the years.
I said that I'd clean them up and sort them but, on looking at the task I think I'll reverse that and sort them first before cleaning and straightening.
LP between glass, after cleaning, that can go in the oven
I'll sort them into piles:
Investigate value and look to sell if a collector item
Keep good ones and favourites
Repack second choice ones and store away again
Take straight and relatively clean ones to the op- shops to give away
Dump any left-over rubbish.
This means that I'll only put cleaning and straightening effort into the first two categories which I expect to be about a hundred of them.
The cleaning process, using isopropyl alcohol and microfibre cloths might take about 5 minutes for each disc.
Flattening them between glass and gently heating in the oven will take at least a half hour for each so, you can see that it will take a while.
I bought a new stylus and have been playing some favourites already (Ben Webster's Blue Light, Jeanne Lewis's Looking Backwards To Tomorrow and Verdi's Rigoletto (which we will be going to see in Auckland in a few months time). They played nicely with a quick clean and the new stylus so I'm looking forward to rediscovering some great music. The amp and speakers are still working well.
While I'm missing The Old Girl I'll be in 'hog's heaven' for the next few weeks.
I trust that you enjoyed this 'concept'. who knows it could be extended into months of the year, seasons of the year (Vivaldi and Stravinsky wrote some tunes about these), planets (Holst will be at the forefront there but The Moody Blues could give him a run for his money not to mention Alabama 5 with 'Woke Up This Morning').
So, let's get started.
JANUARY
Surprisingly there are a lot of songs about or named January but for me Van Morrison (with Steve Winwood)'s 'Fire In The Belly' is the best. Have a listen to this with its musicianship and phrasing.
"Gotta get through January
Gotta get through February
Gotta get through January
Gotta get through February"
This could also be the choice for FEBRUARY.
FEBRUARY
OK, you probably think that February songs should reference Valentines Day and for sure there are a lot of them but have you heard Lou Reed's 'Christmas In February'?
Like Bruce Springsteen's 'Born In The USA' this is a song about the pain and disillusionment of Vietnam war veterans who returned to the same old shit and worse. No Happy Valentines here.
MARCH
Yes, we could go the Souza way and there a hell of a lot of marching songs but let's stick with the calendar theme here.
Alice in Wonderland March Hare references are good and I do like Jefferson Airplane's 'White Rabbit' song.
Many of the March-themed songs are dark and with Heavy Metal overtones.
Here's one that's reminiscent of early Pink Floyd and Emmerson Lake and Palmer albums.
Like that?
Oh well, never mind, let's go to April.
APRIL
There's lots of material to work with in April given it's Spring in the northern hemisphere so Spring, Paris, flowers, showers and towers (Eiffel) feature a lot.
There are a lot of 'stronger' songs as well by Patti Smith, Rufus Wainwright, Three Dog Night, Jesus and Mary Chain etc. that I like .... Richard, look away now .... I have never liked Dragon's 'April Sun In Cuba' song.
For the quintessentially best - I personally love this and believe you'd have to look far and wide to find better - Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong performing 'April In Paris'.
MAY
Old head bangers like Robert will probably think of Led Zeppelin and Robert Plant's 'The May Queen'.
Richard no doubt will recall Paderewski's 'Variations and Fugue on the Former nice month known as May now known as Mayhem.'
As for me the first song about May I recall is The Bee Gees 'First Of May'.
When I was at school I bought a Bee Gees Greatest Hits album (prior to their disco days). This was in the time of Cat Stevens, Scott McKenzie, Simon and Garfunkel and all the gentle and lyrical pop songs but some of the Bee Gees stuff is still nice to listen to. I really like this one:
JUNE
Moon/June and lots of romantic nonsense populates a lot of June songs (northern summer) but the song I like most is The Kink's 'Rainy Day In June'. Ray Davis is the master of lyrics and would have been a poet if he hadn't been a musician.
Classy stuff,
JULY
The bloody Americans with their Fourth of July nonsense dominate in July songs but there are a few gems that slip through.
Who better to cut through all that shit than Nina Simone with 'July Tree'?
This delicate song bolstered by her powerful and sultry voice is a favourite.
AUGUST
All of the bloggers in this community share August as their birth month.
Richard no doubt will get out his 'Hot August Night' album by Neil Diamond - he likes Neil Diamond and gets lots of requests for his music at his gigs.
Robert will wait until he's alone and uncover his Taylor Swift single - 'August' and bop around in his bedroom.
As for me, my choice is Van Morrison's 'Cold Wind In August'.
SEPTEMBER
There aren't many September songs known to me although, looking on the 'net there are lots and lots of them, most just titled 'September' or 'September Song'.
Richard no doubt will cite Neil Diamond's 'September Morn' and Robert Tauren Wells's song 'September' but for me, I'll stick with James Taylor and his gentle 'September Grass'.
I'll end September though with Kurt Weill's lovely 'September Song'
OCTOBER
October is a funny month with many songs and compositions but not that many that stand out for me even from singers I like - Amy Winehouse and James Taylor so, instead, here's Dylan Thomas reading his poem 'Poem In October'.
I trust that you enjoyed that. If not I'm sure that Taylor Swift has an October song somewhere.
NOVEMBER
Northern hemisphere November obviously is in winter and cold so many of the songs are about this.
Why not then go to the master of doom and gloom and select Tom Waits's 'November'. After all it's about death and is about as bleak as it gets:
DECEMBER
Hey! Christmas songs. Yay!
Well, maybe not since just about all of the worst songs ever written and performed are Christmas songs 99.9% of which I detest. The few that I do like are 'Little Drummer Boy,' 'Fairy Tale of New York', 'White Christmas', 'Baby It's Cold Outside' and very few others.
The stand out for me for December - and remember that I'm a curmudgeon - is Merle Haggard's 'If We Make It Through December'.
I like the juxtaposition of the jaunty tune and smily voice with the depressing story.
Enjoy!
I hope you liked my calendar choices. Mind you I could have saved you a lot of reading and listening by just providing this excellent Flanders and Swann song:
