Tuesday, 30 May 2023

IT'S AN OLDIE BUT A GOODIE



Not these nutters

 

Unkind readers might suggest that this is a filler-post but The Music Curmudgeon hasn't posted for a while and needs to get the ratings up.

Besides, the other bloggers haven't been doing much and one of them complains if my posts are too long, have no images, don't mention him and have no fawning references to imaginary beings.

Given the latest musical offerings from all both of them I thought that this might inspire them to get cracking.




Tuesday, 9 May 2023

COFFEE AND A ROLL

 I saw this photograph of the Popular milk-bar in Courtenay Place (no year attributed) in the Neighbourly site 'Old Wellington Region'.



It's a great photo - very evocative and would be great inspiration for a Tom Waits-type songwriter. There's a story behind the woman in the hat.


Mind you, the great Ray Davies wrote and sang this song about a cafe which is good.





But here's Tom Waits:




Sunday, 23 April 2023

A REQUIEM ...

 ... of sorts.

It doesn't have to have particular meaning but there's a sense here of relevance to a generation of people in my age bracket.


I listened to a couple of versions of "Shine on you crazy diamond" today and the music and theme is evocative and has a disturbing relevance.

The video clip above by Pink Floyd is impressive with Gerald Scarfe artwork (like in The Wall) and the music is nicely paced to creep up on you. I particularly like the saxophones.

The other version of the same piece of music is by Christy Moore which, without the big production and effects is more visceral and I can see people using this as a eulogy for lost ones at funerals in the way that W.H. Auden's powerful and moving 'Funeral Blues' poem was read by John Hannah.


Here's Christy Moore's rendition of "Shine on you crazy diamond."



Now there's class.

Thursday, 20 April 2023

CONCERT NEWS

 News has just come to hand of two pending library concerts featuring Richard of Richard's Bass Bag.


Richard bangs on about mentions these in passing: HERE , HERE , HERE , HERE , AND OH GOD HERE AGAIN


There's already a buzz at the selected libraries in Johnsonville and Tawa with tickets selling out fast being available to anyone who asks.

Homer Lesperson said: I've already reserved my seat ... well, to be honest, after I've used it no-one ever wants to sit there.

Stay tuned for updates which will be on Richard's Bass Bag the very popular  the original the only Bass Bag blog on the internet. Admittedly it's hard to find and the easiest access is via the link on Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner toilet cleaner threatener of eternal damnation and music snob's blog which can be found in the 'When Hell freezes over' section.

Wednesday, 29 March 2023

SOUTHERN CROSS




I like to watch the night sky and stars on a clear evening.

A couple of weeks ago when The Old Girl was working late in the study (her office) I turned the TV off and all the lights (other than the study) and sat on the deck looking at the stars. At one point, to get a better view I lay down on my back on the deck table and stayed like that for a while ... until The Old Girl finished up in the study and came into the kitchen to get a glass of water. She had thought I'd gone to bed and when she saw me on the table out on the deck she jumped and exclaimed "what the hell are you doing out there?"

I told her that I was looking at the Southern Cross. She in turn looked at me strangely. I then told her that sometimes, when she's away, on a clear evening I climb up on the roof to get a better view. She was aghast and said "not on my watch Matey!"

I was thinking of Patti Smith's song 'Beneath the Southern Cross'. Here's an excellent live performance she did at an interview on Skavlan:

 


Another Southern Cross song I like is the Crosby Stills, Nash one 'Southern Cross'. Beautiful.




There are some others but these two have a resonance with me.


It's nice and clear tonight - I think I'll set the ladder up and get up on the roof.


When you see the Southern Cross for the first time
You understand now why you came this way
'Cause the truth you might be runnin' from is so small
But it's as big as the promise, the promise of a comin' day

- Stephen Stills. 


The inspired sky 
Amazed to stumble
Where gods get lost
Beneath
The southern cross

- Patti Smith.



Saturday, 25 March 2023

GETTING REAL

 I heard a snippet from an interview with a musician - I think it was Billy Bragg - when I was driving today. He said something along the lines of keeping his music contemporary and as his views and politics have changed over the years he has no hesitation in changing the things that he said in his youth.


This got me thinking. There are so many bands and musicians nowadays who are still on tour playing the same songs 50 or more years later that frankly have little to do with the septuagenarians now performing them.

Many songs need an update. Here are some examples.

Paul McCartney 'When I'm 64.'

Original

When I get older losing my hair
Many years from now
Will you still be sending me a Valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine

Revised

Now that I'm older having lost much of my hair
Many years ago
Will you be sending me some Levothyroxine
Simvastatin and Hydrochlorothiazide?

















Rolling Stones 'Stray Cat Blues'.

Original

I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs
I know you're no scare-eyed honey.
There'll be a feast if you just come upstairs
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime
I can see that you're fifteen years old
No I don't want your I.D.
And I can see that you're so far from home
But it's no hanging matter
It's no capital crime

Revised

I hear the clatter of boots on the stairs
I'm now scare-eyed and it's not funny.
There'll be a mess when the cops come upstairs
It might not be a hanging matter
But it's now Me Too and a capital crime
I know that she was fifteen years old
I should have asked for her I.D.
And I could see she was so far from home
It might not be a hanging matter
But it's now Me Too and a capital crime.















Ringo Starr 'Sweet Sixteen'.

Original

Woo
You come on like a dream
Peaches and cream
Lips like strawberry wine
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine (ooh, mine all mine)

Revised

Oo
You're a bit wide in the beam
Too much peaches and cream 
I see on your lips you've been drinking my wine
You'r sixty eight now, you're still beautiful and you're mine (ooh, mine all mine).
















Elton John 'Saturday nights alright for fighting'.

Original

Oh, don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Oh, Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in
Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, alright, alright, oo

Revised

Oh, don't give us none of your condescension
We don't want to go out
Oh, Saturday night's just right for a night in
Get a little television in
Have a shandy and a glass of chardy
Hope I can get my pants off alright
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, all night, I'm tight, oo

















You get the picture 

Thursday, 9 February 2023

OH NO!

 I must write some songs soon - I mean, how hard could it be?


I like this one and could do as good - particularly in the lyrics department.




UNIVERSAL

  Steve Marriott was a little raver with the soul of a poet and lover. Sadly he died young (in his 40s). He might have reached his potential...