Sunday, 22 September 2024

TESTORE - ROBERTO O RICCARDO

 


Here is an extract from the opera like wot I wrote today.

The opera Testore - Riccardo o Roberto is in seven acts but I'm told that this might be a tad too much for the in-cognoscenti who make up the readers of this blog so I have taken a piece from Act One.

The principals are Riccardo a music teacher of some renown known as Ei-Tu! and one Roberto, one of his pupils and a religious zealot and wannabe priest known as Fermare Il Ladro!

Act One - scene one - a music studio made out of some unused stables at the back of Riccardo's house:

(singing)

Riccardo: Ah Roberto, Roberto cazzo!

Roberto: Roberto cazzo?

Riccardo: Roberto, Roberto cazzo!

Roberto: Roberto cazzo?

Riccardo: Si, Roberto cazzo. You have taken -  my name -Testore.

Roberto" I have taken your name - Testore?

Riccardo: You have taken my name -Testore.

Roberto: Testore?

Riccardo: Testore!

Roberto: Testore?

Riccardo: Testore!

Roberto: Ah I see.

Riccardo: Si?

Roberto: Si!

Riccardo: A member of the damned.

Roberto: The damned?

Riccardo: The damned.

Roberto: The damned?

Riccardo: A calumnious member of the damned!

Roberto: Infamy!

Riccardo: Infamy?

Roberto: Infamy!

Riccardo: Infamy?

Roberto: You've all got it in for me!

Riccardo: That's an old joke Roberto but carry on.

Roberto: Carry On?

Riccardo: Yes,  Carry On Cleo. 

Roberto: Riccardo, take my hand.

Riccardo: Take your hand?

Roberto: My hand

Riccardo: I'll take you hand Roberto ...

Roberto: You'll take my hand Riccardo

Riccardo: I'll take you hand Roberto ... with the help of my sword.

Roberto: Your sword?

Riccardo: My sword!

Roberto: Your sword?

Riccardo: My sword!

Roberto: Belcanto? 

Riccardo: Spirocore Weich.

Roberto: Belcanto?

Riccardo: Spirocore - Spirocore - Spirocore Weich.

Roberto: Spirocore Weich.

Riccardo: Spirocore Weich.

Riccardo severs Roberto's outstretched hand with his sword made out of beaten together strands of Spirocore Weich strings.

Roberto: I forgive you Riccardo. I love you.

Riccardo: Cazzo.


TO BE CONTINUED





13 comments:

  1. "Riccardo: I'll take you hand Roberto..."
    Did they teach you English grammar in 3P?
    I doubt it.

    RBB

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  2. They are singing in Italian - blame Google Translate.

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  3. Rigoletto in Auckland was superb. Great singing, acting and sets. We had a good time.

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  4. I just hope you wore appropriate clothing. Auckland standards are different than those in Whangarei. When you go to the opera, you're not going out in your kayak.

    RBB

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    1. I wore my oppossum/merino vest which is really nice but Lynn desrcibed as "and old man's cardie". I tell you ...

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  5. Well, you are an old man.

    RBB

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  6. I, of course, am younger.

    RBB

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  7. In the key of F ***?

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  8. Better to enter heaven maimed or minus a limb than spend eternity in damnation.

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  9. Not if it's run like North Korea and you have to spend every day sucking up to the leader. No thank you.

    RBB

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  10. Silly boy, where did you get that idea?

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  11. Nothing happening on this blog.

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